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Chronicle
“Dude, where’s my car?” “You impaled it on top of that skyscraper’s antenna, remember?” “Oh yeah … Sweet!“ We like things that come in three’s at Tripodfilm. I mean, it does take three legs to make a...
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The Artist
Blah blah blah The Golden Globes. Blah blah blah The Baftas. Blah Blah Blah The Oscars. The artist certainly shot to award winning fame last month and for that reason I’m going to stave away from...
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John Carter
Gambit goes to Mars and finds Wolverines dead girlfriend Some background, John Carter is based on a series of comics (Barsoom series) from 1912 the first one which was almost made in 1931 as an...
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Safe House
Denzel Walks, Will Smith Walks … Mark Wahlberg is wearing A hat! It’s been a while guys and apart from James Knowlands great John Carter review (which you should check out if you haven’t already) I’ve...
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Contraband
Mark Wahlberg did not wear A hat! Right before the film started I was just hoping he’d wear a hat. I mean what are the chances of not wearing a hat in a feature long film? But to my disappointment he...
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Hunger Games
Hunger games It’s Hungry Hungry Hippos the movie…or it could be based on a book or something. Hunger games is here, based on a book that I’ve not read to be made in to film that I know little about but...
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21 Jump Street
They’re too old for this shift Shut up Internet! I know I’m supposed to roll out weekly content for anyone to give a damn about my blog but I’m a busy guy, ok! That is if you count playing the xbox as...
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Avengers Assemble
Yes, that’s right! You’ve read all those THORED out reviews. All those reviews that you were (nick) furious with and just wanted to run up a (maria) hill. All those reviews that just needed IRONING out...
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Snow White And The Huntsman
Snow White And The Huntsman… and the Pizza Boy and the Mechanic and the Gym Instructor and that’ll probably do. Now I can’t say I watched the Disney cartoon version to remind me of the original story,...
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Ultimate Film Reviews of Ultimate Destiny!!!
So it’s been a while since I last posted anything … Whoops! But it isn’t entirely my fault as I had no Internet for about 2 bloody weeks!!!! Anyway I decided that I just review all the reviews that I...
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